Competition page
This months add-a-caption prize
One Watsons Judo/Ju-jitsu Embroideredbadge.
Ok here is a new page for you to participate with....
Below you will see a picture, study the picture and create an interesting or funny quote, comment or saying for that picture. The best judged quote, comment or saying will win the prize.
Send us your entry via the contact us page on this site.
Sifu's Example:
Confuscius say: Never ask a kung fu expert for crushed nut's -
Mark never listens!
Pictured is Sifu Mark Kelly.
This is the first one in smashin'.
From Matt Balzan: Sifu Mark, on the Lord of the Rings movie set, training as Gollum's understudy! "MY PRECIOUSssss!!!!!"
From Mark Kelly: And henceforth the secret of the Mark Kelly monkey drop kick was revealed.
From Wullie Duffy: Mark had heard that there was going to be new female students in the class that night and made sure that he looked his best to impress.
Well done again to all who sent in their captions for this months comp.
Again we have a winner:
Congrats to our winner:- Lauren D
Sifu's example:
Matt quickly pulled the ventriloquist dummy right out of Kev the operators hand, the dummy's eyes rolled to the left at the thought of Matt sticking his tongue in it's ear.
Pictured from left is Matt, Davy and Kev.
The first one is in, and it's a smasher...hurry hurry!
From Lauren D: Kev - "oh my god! has davy just shaved his hair off?" Davy - "i wanted to look like britney spears." Matt - "i know this is a weird question, but can i lick it?"
From Lee Faller: Kev is horrified when he see's Matt and Dave auditioning for Brokeback Mountain 2.
From Mark Kelly: Kev "OI!!! Matt we agreed i'd be the first to lick Davy's napper. We still need to do that taste test to find out what bowling-ball wax he uses to make it sooo shiny."
From Matt Balzan: Kevin suddenly froze. Matt overcame paralysis immediately and bit his lip in the process......"mu-ha-ha-ha!" sneered David, "....my work is finished here!!!"
Well done to all who sent in their ADD A CAPTION COMPETITION.
A winner has been chosen.
The winner for this months comp is:- HELEN DOCHERTY
Sifu's example:
DO NOT ASK FOR CREDIT AS A KICK IN THE FACE OFTEN OFENDS!
Pictured is James (flykicker) & Ernie (sorefacer).
Regards Sifu
Fantastic! The first entry's are in, and they are crackers:
From Mick Doherty: James Say's "I think i stepped in something can you see" and Ernie says "I only wanted to know where the toilet was".
From Mark Kelly: Ernie "Jamesy, my helmit is slipping, the strap ain't on right, ouch ma face!"
From Davy Dow: Ernie "Whoomp, there it is!" Jamesy "Whoomp, there it was!".
From Lee Faller: Dont be fooled by the photo if you look closely you will see that ernie has actually blocked the kick and countered with a strong knee to the groin.
From Matt Balzan: The day was going well, till Ernie mentioned the "White Men Can't Jump" joke.
From Jayson Colhoun: James didn't take too kindly to Ernie stealing his idea to dress up as a Kung Fu expert at the Halloween Party.
From THE WINNER Helen Docherty: "Ernie suddenly came down with a severe case of foot-In-mouth Dis-ease !"
GRRReat ! keep em coming.
